I declare this officially the best wind-down...
A Rape Forum?!? →
Seriously, what the fuck, internet?
I had the weirdest dream
Such a WHAT THE HELL dream. I dreamt I was outside some cafe on a sunny day in what looked like France (proper stereotypical Paris France too, I’ve not seen much of France) talking to someone about Charlie Chaplin. They were saying he was really ace and for some reason I was agreeing, even though I’ve only ever seen a bit of the Great Dictator. They were saying you could kind of get to...
Right. If a guy got a bollock from another guy...
I genuinely want to know.
How to Cook Whilst Drunk →
I love you, Uncyclopedia.
Guess who went on holiday and took lovely photos?!
The Top 1000 Awesome Things →
This is a really, really ace website. Also, got back from Guernsey a few hours ago. That was also ace. Took a billion photos, I’ll whack them up on the webternet as soon as I can be bothered.
I HAVE A PLAN
Like the Cylons, except it doesn’t involve killing all humans. Not this part of the plan anyway. IT INVOLVES EXPLORING SCOTLAND. Oh yes. As of late August, I’m going to be wandering around in the Chazmobile as far north as I can get, then have a wonderful old time, then wander back weeks later. Well, that’s a massive simplification of the actual plan but I can’t quite be...
With fake sperm being available, are men really...
Oh fuck off and grow up.
THE GREATEST FORUMS IN THE WORLD →
Seriously. The greatest. More than three people post there and everything.